How many calories are in seaman?
It totally depends on how much deep fried chicken he's been eating while at sea.
If you're wanting to know about semen, 5 to 7 calories per teaspoon of splooge.
If the 5-7 calories per teaspoon is accurate, then about 5-7 cals per avg "load" as the avg ejaculate volume in a male 1ml-5ml. I know all this because I actually had to turn a sample in and got all the facts. I am proud to say that mine is about 35 calories :)
Oh man!There are so many other things to eat and those are much more appetizing than cum!My girl friend did it a couple of times just for fun,i mean swallowing the cum.She said she didnt like it.I,as a male,like to cum inside something so she just gives me a tity fuck when we wanna have something else other than regular sex.
Call me, i ll show you.....